The Opera Populaire

Hmm..think most ppl got this impression that all Christians r very serious ppl and that activities in churches or even cell groups tend to take on a solemn tone. But as one, I can tell u, it's far from that! My church for one, has some of the most corny ppl around. And I dun even have to mention my CG. Whether during Bible Study or supper after CG, we never ran out of rubbish to laugh about. It's a great thing that our God is humourous as well :) Anyway, here r some of the funniest Christian jokes I've ever come across, which I had clean forgotten to compile till now:

1) Who is the fastest runner in the Bible and why?


Ans: Adam. He is the first in the human race.


2) Which prophet die very fast?



Ans: Ezekiel (think Easy-Kill)


3) What is the biggest car in the Bible?



Ans: A Honda Accord. Because the disciples were in one Accord.



4) Which is the first car in the Bible?



Ans: A Plymouth Fury. Because God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury.


5) Who first played the game of tennis in the Bible?



Ans: Joseph. He served in Pharaoh's court.